Idiot of the West - Chapter 3Rodney: Yow! What in tarnation’s that? (Sees buffalo charging at them; grabs Thomas andIdiot of the West - Chapter 3 by ETSChannel
Bessie from the ground and hop on a buffalo) Yield, nelly! (Stops the buffalo).
Bessie: What are we riding on?
Rodney: It’s our new buffalo, Jeremiah!
Rodney: Or Jerry for short. This big fella can take us back to town. Giddy up, Jerry! WA-cha! (Falls to the ground). Can someone help me up?
[Back in town, Isaac sees Rodney and his friends coming back to town]
Isaac: Well look who decided to show up!
Thomas: Uh oh! It’s Isaac!
Rodney: Let me do the talking… (Walks up to Isaac) Hey you… uh… two-timing varmint! Leave those people alone.
Isaac: Are you talking to me?!
Rodney: I reckon I is!
Isaac: I oughta shoot you ‘til you’re pushing daisies six feet under!
Rodney: Hey… them’s fightin’ words!
[A stagecoach comes in out of nowhere and the driver opens its door and lets out the new beautiful girl, Belle Josephine]
Idiot of the West - Chapter 2[At the Desert, Rodney felt so tired he crawled up to a “rock” and uses it as a pillow]Idiot of the West - Chapter 2 by ETSChannel
Rodney: Why is this pillow so hard? (Touches the “pillow”)
Bessie: Hey! What’cha doin’ sleeping on me?
Rodney: (Gets up) Whoops! Sorry, little fella…
Bessie: Fella?! I’m a little girl! The name’s Bessie Broncobuster.
Rodney: I’m sorry little girl; Name’s Rodney Jay, I’m known as the saloon idiot!
Bessie: Why they call you that?
Rodney: I get kicked out of saloons a lot… (Sees Thomas sleeping) Hey uh who’s that?
Bessie: Oh that’s my brother Thomas. (Wakes up Thomas). Hey Tommy Wake up!
Thomas: (wakes up) who’re you?
Rodney: Name’s Rodney…. Why’re y’all sleeping at the cold desert?
Thomas & Bessie: Isaac Killsworth!
Bessie: He ran us of the town and took everything from us!
Thomas: We were forced to live in the desert!
Rodney: Why that rotten, false-hearted fink! Ooh, if I was a toug
Idiot of the West - Chapter 1Rodney: (narrating) they are sometimes when heroes are born in weird random ways, take me for example… I’m Rodney Jay… but people usually call me as… (Gets kicked out of the saloon) the town idiot. Every town I lived, I get kicked out of saloons like there’s no tomorrow… I reckon I find a better town, just one town… that its people would like me. Then one day… (Hits a sigh on his head and reads) “West Metro Gulch”? (Narrates to himself) I think I found a new home! (Yells “wa-cha!” and rolls in the ground to another saloon). Well I hope I won’t gets kicked out again…Idiot of the West - Chapter 1 by ETSChannel
[Townsfolk chattering until Rodney kicks the saloon doors]
Rodney: Howdy ya’ll… (Gets hit by the doors).
[Everyone laughs while Rodney gets back inside]
Rodney: (chuckles nervously) Heh… yeah… haha… (slips through the saloons and hits the bottom of the stool) Ouch…
Charles: You all right there partner? (Lo