Idiot of the West - Chapter 6[The next morning, Rodney, Thomas and Bessie woke up in an abandoned home in the middle of nowhere where a lady with a baby and holding a banjo tried to wake them up]Idiot of the West - Chapter 6 by ETSChannel
Phyllis: Morning folks!
Rodney: (wakes up screaming) Ahh!!! Who is you?
Phyllis: I’m Phyllis Frazier and this is my daughter, Carolyn. (Carolyn waves hello).
Rodney: Name’s Rodney and those are my friends, Tom and Bessie.
Phyllis: Nice to meet you folks but what’re ya’ll doing here?
Bessie: We got kicked out of town…
Thomas: Isaac and his men took over…
Phyllis: Wait… do you mean Isaac Killsworth? That side-winder kicked me out of town too just for playing my banjo! (plays the banjo in a catchy tune)
Rodney: Man… I reckon I oughta do something about this!
Bessie: (holding Carolyn) If we only have a flying machine…
Phyllis: A flying machine…? I reckon I know someone who might just have one.
Phyllis: Well then I should tell you in song! (t
Idiot of the West - Chapter 5[The next morning, Rodney was on the floor, hiccups and wakes up to a clinic]Idiot of the West - Chapter 5 by ETSChannel
Rodney: Huh? Hey mister, where the heck is I?
Hector: You’re in the clinic.
Rodney: What in Sam hill’s a clinic?
Hector: It’s a magical place where people get healed.
Rodney: Oh, why that’s mighty neighborly, partner, put ‘er there! (shakes Hector’s hand)
Hector: Uh… yes thank you… (wipes his hands) Anyway, you’re that boy who sent that Isaac fella out of town.
Rodney: Darn tootin’! But I gots a feelin’ in my pockets that he might be back…
Hector: Um Rodney?
Rodney: Ahh!! (sees fire ants in his pockets and runs out from the clinic)
Hector: He’s nuts! (laughs)
Gwen: Who is nuts?
Hector: (points at Rodney) that guy over there. (Hector and Gwen see Rodney running like a maniac with ants crawling on him)
Rodney: Someone help me! (screams)
Bessie: (holding a bucket of water) Rodney, hold still! (pours on him) you’re all right?
Idiot of the West - Chapter 4Rodney: Um… (Blushes) Howdy, m-ma’am…Idiot of the West - Chapter 4 by ETSChannel
Belle: Why hello there, stranger. What’s your name?
Rodney: I’m uh… Rodney Jay… and May I say how uh say how beautiful you are?
Belle: (blushes) Oh why thank you, Rodney…
Rodney: Do you uh like comedy?
Belle: I love comedy! I would love a guy who would make me laugh!
[Rodney smiles and rushes to the Robert and tells him to play a wacky song and Rodney rushes to the stage and does his greatest comedic stunt until Isaac returned to the saloon]
Isaac: What in Sam Hill is going on!?
[Rodney slips to a plank and hits himself to it and falls off the stage and into Isaac]
Rodney: Oh uh howdy partner… uh oh….!
Isaac: You! (grabs Rodney by the throat) I thought I ran you out of town!
Rodney: I don’t remember any of that…
Isaac: Allow me to jog your memory! (attempts to throw Rodney off the saloon again)
Belle: Hey you big jerk… I reckon you should leave him alone!
Isaac: All right
Idiot of the West - Chapter 3Rodney: Yow! What in tarnation’s that? (Sees buffalo charging at them; grabs Thomas andIdiot of the West - Chapter 3 by ETSChannel
Bessie from the ground and hop on a buffalo) Yield, nelly! (Stops the buffalo).
Bessie: What are we riding on?
Rodney: It’s our new buffalo, Jeremiah!
Rodney: Or Jerry for short. This big fella can take us back to town. Giddy up, Jerry! WA-cha! (Falls to the ground). Can someone help me up?
[Back in town, Isaac sees Rodney and his friends coming back to town]
Isaac: Well look who decided to show up!
Thomas: Uh oh! It’s Isaac!
Rodney: Let me do the talking… (Walks up to Isaac) Hey you… uh… two-timing varmint! Leave those people alone.
Isaac: Are you talking to me?!
Rodney: I reckon I is!
Isaac: I oughta shoot you ‘til you’re pushing daisies six feet under!
Rodney: Hey… them’s fightin’ words!
[A stagecoach comes in out of nowhere and the driver opens its door and lets out the new beautiful girl, Belle Josephine]
Idiot of the West - Chapter 2[At the Desert, Rodney felt so tired he crawled up to a “rock” and uses it as a pillow]Idiot of the West - Chapter 2 by ETSChannel
Rodney: Why is this pillow so hard? (Touches the “pillow”)
Bessie: Hey! What’cha doin’ sleeping on me?
Rodney: (Gets up) Whoops! Sorry, little fella…
Bessie: Fella?! I’m a little girl! The name’s Bessie Broncobuster.
Rodney: I’m sorry little girl; Name’s Rodney Jay, I’m known as the saloon idiot!
Bessie: Why they call you that?
Rodney: I get kicked out of saloons a lot… (Sees Thomas sleeping) Hey uh who’s that?
Bessie: Oh that’s my brother Thomas. (Wakes up Thomas). Hey Tommy Wake up!
Thomas: (wakes up) who’re you?
Rodney: Name’s Rodney…. Why’re y’all sleeping at the cold desert?
Thomas & Bessie: Isaac Killsworth!
Bessie: He ran us of the town and took everything from us!
Thomas: We were forced to live in the desert!
Rodney: Why that rotten, false-hearted fink! Ooh, if I was a toug
Idiot of the West - Chapter 1Rodney: (narrating) they are sometimes when heroes are born in weird random ways, take me for example… I’m Rodney Jay… but people usually call me as… (Gets kicked out of the saloon) the town idiot. Every town I lived, I get kicked out of saloons like there’s no tomorrow… I reckon I find a better town, just one town… that its people would like me. Then one day… (Hits a sigh on his head and reads) “West Metro Gulch”? (Narrates to himself) I think I found a new home! (Yells “wa-cha!” and rolls in the ground to another saloon). Well I hope I won’t gets kicked out again…Idiot of the West - Chapter 1 by ETSChannel
[Townsfolk chattering until Rodney kicks the saloon doors]
Rodney: Howdy ya’ll… (Gets hit by the doors).
[Everyone laughs while Rodney gets back inside]
Rodney: (chuckles nervously) Heh… yeah… haha… (slips through the saloons and hits the bottom of the stool) Ouch…
Charles: You all right there partner? (Lo